Evil Talandi Candi

Team: Dames of Maim
Number: 187
Awards: 2007 Purple Heart
Motto: I just hate...get over it...
Movies: Hardcore gore, Zombie/Vampire/Sci-Fi/Mafia-Mobster/Stupid Comedy...A Clockwork Orange, Layer Cake, Snatch, Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels
Bands: System of A Down, HIM, NIN, Pantera, Metallica, My Chemical Romance, Rob Zombie, Ministry
Books: Anything by Poppy Z. Brite, Caleb Carr..Gore/horror type
Celebrity Resemblance: Asian Natalie Merchant so I've been told....they should be shot...
Celebrity Most Likely to Make Out With: Ville lead singer from HIM, Bam Margera, Gerard Butler (3some, yipee!)
I Can’t Live Without: My family ...my life-line
Guilty Pleasure: Coconut anything, raw sugar cane, Patron, flamingos, unicorns
Hobbies: uh duh Roller Derby.. kickboxing, trail-running, skull collecting, uncontrolled anger management, collecting flamingos and unicorns
Likes: Camping, drinking, my hero Napoleon Dynomite, Florida Gators
Dislikes: Stupid, inbreeding, ignorant, uneducated homosapiens and the words Oriental and queaf...
Drink of Choice: Patron, Pina Colada, Water