knockin' bootsy

Team: Dames of Maim, Captain
Number: 24oz
Derby Positions: blocker, jammer, pivot
Awards: 2007 worst pads, 2007 workhorse
Motto: Never trust a big butt and a smile.
Bands: Modest Mouse, Band of Horses, Johnny Cash, the Weakerthans, Medeski Martin and Wood, So Many Dynamos, Lifter-Puller, Cursive, Sleater-Kinney, April March, Le Tigre, Animal Collective, Of Montreal
Celebrity Resemblance: Ramona Quimby, Age 8
Celebrity Most Like to Make Out With: Joaquin Phoenix
I Can't Live Without: Vegenaise, coffee, and a whole lot of sarcasm.
Guilty Pleasure: Clark Howard
Hobbies: I can pretty much do anything.
Likes: Funny people, beards, blood oranges
Dislikes: Paula Deen, loud noises, Paula Deen making loud noises
Drink of Choice: Jameson and ginger ale