Slammy Faye Breaker

Team: Dames of Maim
Number: 5
Derby Positions: Blocker
Motto: "Pants" is a really great word.
Movies: Odd documentaries, cheesy old horror movies, anything smart and anything Tarantino, Amelie, Apocalypse Now, Napoleon Dynamite, Frida, Punch Drunk Love...
Bands: Neutral Milk Hotel, Don Chambers, Iron and Wine, Drive By Truckers/Patterson Hood, Jucifer, Lona, Mirah, Murder Beach, Bellhouse, Pavement, Weezer, Of Montreal, The Promise Ring, The Smiths, John Denver, The Ramones, Modern Lovers, Radiohead, Cash, Cline, Halo Benders/Doug Martsch/Built to Spill, Guided by Voices, Modest Mouse, The Police, R.E.M., I Am the World Trade Center, Sufjan Stevens, Stereo Total
Books: anything by Fred Chappell, David Sedaris, Rosemary Daniell, Flannery O'Connor, Harry Crews, Ray Bradbury, Kurt Vonnegut, Faulkner
Celebrity Resemblance: Drew Barrymore
Celebrity Most Like to Make Out With: George W. Bush. LMAO!
I Can’t Live Without: My daughter... and Diet Coke.
Guilty Pleasure: Cookie dough, Dashboard Confessional.
Hobbies: Writing, stichin' n bitchin' (that means knitting for all of you who don't have balls... of yarn), snarky commentary regarding the human condition and politics, studying language (words that people love and hate, spelling, the acquisition of language, etc.), raising hell.
Likes: Finishing something and disposing of the container, all things vintage, the sound of high heels on a smooth floor, vaudeville/variety/burlesque, driving, the art of tattoo.
Dislikes: People who throw their cigarette butts onto the sidewalk or out of their cars onto the street, people who have problems with subject-verb agreement and/or spelling, people who are bitches, people who think I shouldn't be a bitch.
Drink of Choice: PBR if broke, Jack & Diet Coke if not broke... so PBR it is.